Don’t cry for me-I’m too far gone. Please save yourself before it’s too late. Are you obsessed with your new Keurig single serving coffee maker? Take my quiz to find out.
1. Is the Keurig your first cognizant thought in the morning? Can’t take time to kiss the spouse, pet the dog or even relieve yourself before sleepily shuffling to the Keurig?
2. Do your fingers recoil in horror as you realize they are caressing the sexy lines of the Keurig ‘one more time’?
3. Do you wear shades in the house so as not to damage your retina as you contemplate the rare beauty of the blue light?
4. Feeling ashamed and embarassed that during work hours you visit websites having sales on K-cups? To avoid discovery, have you quickly closed a web page as a co-worker came near?
5. Do you have the shakes in the afternoon because your caffeine intake has increased times 10?
6. Does the time spent in the bathroom have you thinking about taking Vesicare?
7. Have you labored over the decision of ordering a K-cup display stand? The one perfectly projecting your cutting-edge coffee coolness and matching your specific kitchen decor?
8. Have you perused the phone book for a Keurig 12 step group?
9. In the grocery store check out line, do you glance at the National Enquirer to verify your name hasn’t replaced Tiger’s in the sleazy headline, “_________ caught in phone sex affair with Keurig-see the X-rated transcripts!”
ready…….yeah, I’m ready………..