new dog breeds

Shhhh, please don’t rat me out with Roxy-Doxy or she would hound me to death!!  Checked out some designer doggies (while she was distracted with her Sarah Palin autobiography) on the interwebs.  Stumbled across a breed making my mommy hormones explode even though I am uterusless.  That breed……is……….you guessed it!…….a Doxie-Chon.

The intriguing combination of a wiener dog

and a fluffy Bichon Frise.

Are your hands reaching for the abundantly pointy, long softness?
Found this this website if you want to see some real puppies.

Got me wee mind pondering……. Have you seen these new breeds? 

Sharechow-Sharpei and Chow.  The new Gwyneth diet.
Peedle-Pekinese and Poodle
Puddle-Pug and Poodle.  What Depends are for.
Harribeard-Herrier and Bearded Collie
Herrier Eskimo-Herrier and Eskimo dog
Airhair-Airdale and Herrier.  Michael Jordan owns one of these.
Herrier Terrier-really??
Newfoundhair-Newfoundland and Herrier.  In my mirror most mornings.
Havabox-Havanese and Boxer
Havacair-Havanese and Cairn Terrier
Havachow-Havanese and Chow
Havacow-Bart Simpson

Don’t you think the following breeds have unfortunate names?  Marquee-worthy aliases for burgeoning porn stars.  Be advised.

Newfoundwhip-Newfoundland and Whippet
Wienerrott-Dachshund and Rottweiler.  Viagra can’t fix this.
Cockabich-Cocker Spaniel and Bichon Frise
Havashiht-Havanese and Shih Tzu.  The new mascot for Dulcolax.
Beashiht-Beagle and Shih Tzu.  Jon Stewart has 3 of these.
Shihthound-Shih Tzu and Bloodhound
Shihtapoo-Shih Tszu and Poodle

Did these names offend?  I WARNED you Peedlehead…..so….so…….go ahead…… Beabich (Beagle X Bichon) and Tzumi (Shih Tsu and Miniature Schnauzer)!!