The problems started after this post.
First it was innocent questions like ‘how do you spell unalienable‘? Or ‘can we watch the HBO series John Adams?‘ It progressed to her hounding me to drive to the library to check out The Federalist Papers……then it snowballed to last Monday. That’s when she balked at her Whole Earth Organic Soy dog food.
*Pointy nose in air* I no longer care to observe Meatless Mondays.
Her sassy, self-confident tone stung my ears. This wasn’t the Birkenstock-wearing, NYU-graduating canine I’d grown to love (she is acquaintances with the Olsen twins!). I contemplated the sudden change in Doxy’s political views (while standing in front of the book shelf nonchalantly blocking her view of my copy of An Inconvenient Truth). Where was the blissfully uninformed, so easy, so compliant….so…..moderate wiener dog? Studying her wiener behavior the past few weeks, a disturbing pattern began to emerge.
Like the hot day we came inside after an energetic game of tennis ball and
I found her at my desk reading The Drudge Report.
Another day, I was greeted with this shocking sight.
Gotta respect a lady who can field-dress a moose. Makes moose chili. Drives ice machines. Don’t you think Todd’s a hottie?? I don’t care what she can see from her house-she’s a winner. Wouldja get me a SARAH! bumper sticker for my dog bed??
She pronounces the title Growling Rogue. Dimwit.
Speaking of field dressing a moose, I found Doxy nosing around this a day or two ago.http://www.flickr.com/photos/47352955@N03/4813220775/