fair play: rides!

The ultimate fair post.  Aren’t you ecstatic?  Are you sure your stomach is empty….NO giant dill pickles, please!  You’ve taken your dramamine and secured your valuables…..let’s rock n roll.
One moment you are relaxing on a giant couch with a few sticky, sweaty friends.  The next moment finds you hurled into the air on a giant sofa-moving arm.  Nobody gave you the remote control.
I thought I left the Texan at home, but I had a strange feeling of glimpsing him on the Midway.  Funny.

Next stomach-emptier….the Zipper.  This ride involves being strapped in a cage.  You won’t get down til it’s your turn, no matter how much screaming!

Ready to scale the highest mountain range in the world?  Climb Mount Everest and K2?  Have your oxygen ready.  Be alert, you might spot the rare snow leopard.

I can’t shake the sensation that the Texan is somewhere nearby.  Maybe I should call him.

Finally, my FAVORITE fair photo.  The quality isn’t the greatest…it was a challenge to catch the fast, dark action.  Wish it was better, BUT
How GREAT is this?  You must study each and every child’s face.  They tell a story and they are each magnificent…..if I do say so myself.  This capture puts a silly grin on my face.
Are you more likely to hold onto the safety bar in this ride of life, or are you the gal with her hands up?  Either way is fine…..as long as you’re happy and enjoying yourself.
Thanks for reading my series on the Fair this week.  Never done a series before.  Let’s all take a break. Hope your weekend is full of thrills, bright lights and fun.  Hands-up love to all!

fair play: questions

Hello fellow Chicken Wingers.  Yes….it’s that time of year.  State Fair!!  Just returned from the New Mexico State Fair in Albuquerque to show the lovely equines.  I’ve got more State Fair fun facts than you can shake a roasted turkey drumstick at.
All this week….Lord willing….I’ll be sharing crazy fair impressions with you.  It would behoove you to keep stopping by.  Don’t miss a moment of the silliness.  Or miss the animals.  Or miss the rides.  Or the giant midway foods!  Some fair mysteries to whet your fairical appetite.
Why is this clean-cut young man rapping an innocent pig with a stick in front of rowdy onlookers?

 

What is the purpose of the horse huddle?  Or….is this a brazen example of public prayer****gasp!****??
 
Is the serious young lady about to hurl her texas taters?

 

Uh….huh……can’t think..of..a….thing……..I’m rendered speechless.  Enjoy.

 

Now,  for the MOST DISTURBING IMAGE…..you’ve NEVER seen anything this debased.  It’ll scare the h-e-double L out of ya!  Hold on to your footlong corny dog!

 

Silence of the Lambs….Goat Edition!  How many hapless homo sapiens did this wicked goat consume before the fair police chained him to the fence in his Anthony Hopkins mask??!  Or, is the goat simply too fond of fava beans and liver?  look on top of the cage for the body……
Have the best Monday ever.  Remember….Fair Fun ALL WEEK on this blog.  Check back.
Midway love to all.